Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who...– Lemony Snicket (via langleav)
snarg: i hate the word epic so much
chamberhearts: put adores all the fictional women you hate on my tombstone
ryaninthesky12: loveforalia: You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”. All the damn time
k1mkardashian: did people seriously not get that mother gothel didn’t actually care for rapunzel the first time they saw tangled?? like???? (lol i typed rapunxel at first smh damn you azealia)
wilwheaton: I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
visualscott: what if Marry the Night was the lead single as planned (and got to #1 by default)? what if Judas never leaked (and topped the charts as it would have if the sales week wasn’t split)? what if Gaga hired real directors for her music videos? what if Gaga submitted Born This Way for Best Song consideration and The Edge of Glory for Best Record consideration at the Grammys? what if...
k1mkardashian: “Black Skinhead” - Kanye West (SNL)
bitchyoudontknowmichelle: Kanye West - New Slaves
I would love to resign with the bulls. Honestly, I really would, but knowing the...– nate robinson (via -chicagobulls)
cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
lizayzay: DO YOU EVER JUST REMEMBER THAT PAM IS BANNED FROM CHILI’S FOR LIFE
enoljras: when people from my high school friend request me on Facebook even though I’ve never talked to them in my life like lol ur not fooling me I know you just want to see how gay I got
istolefrommarcjacobs: kanye west low key hates white people but they love him so much
whatafuckinfamilypicture: No famous people have died in like a year so Obamacare is obviously working.
kingofconeyisland: Lady Gaga’s fandom currently in one gif:
mrmdprncss: i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated