idiotblogger: How do my teachers expect me to do homework when kony is running wild
calltherapist: How do five gay guys walk? In one direction.
zooeyclairedeschanel: it’s actually mind-boggling that we can put a man on the moon and we can explore mars using a robot but my printer is a piece of shit
kevinless: just sit back and think about all the positive ways your like has been affected by beyonce
unfortunately-i: jankyass: 4 minutes of white people problems set to a xylophone 4 minutes try a whole hour
shaving23spiders: His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
operation: kill the bitch: “Four-year-old Marcella... →
“Four-year-old Marcella Marino was banned from her school photo because of her head-turning hair bow. At Marcella’s school, braids are against the school dress code and any hair bands or ribbons must be made of dark maroon, navy, or black fabrics. Marcella’s father, Marcello Marino, said of…
I Gotta Plug in Blue Ivy: The year is 2027.... →
blowhan: The year is 2027. Beyoncé is currently out on her world tour for her newest album, “Slay”. She’s been on tour for six months now and Blue has been going down a bad path. She’s been hanging around with the wrong kids at just fifteen. She comes home late one night to her father pacing the floor….
ichbinkim: Maybe vagina jokes are funny and i’m just ovary acting
immiqrant: thebeyhiveteam: Beyoncé sings Whitney Houston “I Will Always Love You” & “Halo” I need to go see Beyonce now just to listen the commentary around me
kevinless: just a typical beyonce concert
using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
Beyoncé: Okay my love you're all ready for bed! I'm going to get you a story!
Beyoncé: *leaves room*
Blue Ivy: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Beyoncé: *storms back into room*
Beyoncé: I TOLD YOU GIMME A MINUTE AN I BE RIGHT BACK!!!!
blowhan: Cher Horowitz is my moral guide and idol.
migscast: looking at all this 032886 business makes me realise that our fanbase has come so far from “does she say red wine or red one???”
jankyass: 4 minutes of white people problems set to a xylophone
Katy Perry Fandom: OMG Katy looked so great at the memorial day thing with that flag dress ahhhhh!
Rihanna Fandom: Gurl if you get with Chris again he's gonna beat youuuuuuuuu
Adele Fandom: *cries*
Britney Fandom: Leave her alone!
One Direction Fandom: Big Time Rush is the worst!
BTR Fandom: One Direction is the worst!
Ke$ha Fandom: Where are you????????
Beyonce Fandom: And these are all the awards I won without Destiny's Child! Because I'm Bey-on-ce!
Christina Aguilera Fandom: *cricket cricket*
Gaga Fandom: So Dot is made of the first, second, and fifth letters of Dorothy, so the shortened version of Red Lipstick is Rei, and since REI is an outdoors equipment store I think we can predict that the video for Gaga's new single this year will be filmed outside. It's likely that the single will be from her new album, but it is also possible that it will be an extended/remixed version of Dance In The Dark, due to the references to Judy Garland and Dorothy in both the song and the recent tweets. Because of the fact that Dot tweeted about Born This Way before the song was released, we can infer that Dance in the Dark is likely due to the fact that it is a past song, and the new album and video for the new single will likely be in the fashion of THe Fame or The Fame Monster, or deal with past events and time travel. The "eclipse" references point to the same theme mentioned by Gaga herself: that all stars fall, and eventually replaced--eclipsed by another. The death threats issued to Gaga by the Indonesian terrorists continue with the new theme of mortality, and Gaga's refusal to tone down her show fits well with her Born This Way era theme of being yourself. The picture of the unpainted lipstick gun represents a new era in its beginning stages, and the combination of this and the Red Lipstick comments lead one to believe that Judas is being referenced also, perhaps due to its controversial repercussions in the beginning stages of the Born This Way Ball, once again, mortality. The new album will be focused on death, the fall of a star, and the replacement of the popular.
anthagio: ladyxgaga: Police in Indonesia, after refusing a permit for Lady Gaga to perform in Jakarta, said Friday they were considering an offer from her local promoters to tone down the pop superstar’s racy show. But while the promoters indicated a deal was being worked on for the June 3 concert, the US singer’s management has vowed no compromise to appease religious conservatives. I know...
ghostnotebusters: i don’t believe in commas or periods i believe in the power of omg
wittels: I shouldn’t be allowed to use imovie
im literally wtf-ing all over this article rn →
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