Posts tagged the little mermaid

10. VANESSA (EVIL HUMAN URSULA) AND PRINCE ERIC’S WEDDING OUTFITS

Watch out, Wills & Kate! It’s all about Vanessa & Eric! Come to think of it, I see your wedding gown inspiration, Kate. The long brown hair let down? The long sleeved white dress? Admit it, kate. You just want to be…PART OF HIS WORLD. YOU WANT THINGAMAMABOBS? HE’S GOT TWENTY! Ariel had a fantastic pink dress, no doubt, but Vanessa’s wedding ensamble takes the wedding cake (I know, that one hurt me just typing it) and it’s mostly because of that gorgeous hair and sinister look. Say yes to the dress indeed!

9. THE HOODED CAPE THAT BELLE WEARS FOR ABOUT 8 SECONDS IN “BEAUTY AND THE BEAST.”

This hood is so fierce. It’s a maroon color with what appears to be a white fur trim. Belle wears it when she and the Beast are singing/narrating how there’s like, something there that wasn’t there before and then they have a snowball fight. This cape/coat thing is so Marc Jacobs you guys, seriously.

8. MILLIFICENT’S…I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL SHE’S WEARING, BUT IT’S AWESOME.

7. CRUELLA DE VIL’S CLASSIC “BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S” MEETS “WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE” ENSEMBLE.

6. GASTON’S “NO ONE GOES STROMPING AROUND WEARING BOOTS LIKE GASTON” OUTFIT.

It’s no secret that I heart Gaston. He’s probably the reason why I am so messed up when it comes to men. But no one’s neck is as incredibly thick as Gaston’s! And you cannot deny the guy’s ability to pull off a ponytail and leggings. Sometimes Gaston pairs his brown leggings and red tunic with sturdy mustard colored gloves in what I only can assume is leather, because after all, Gaston uses antlers in all of his decorating. What a great guy, he just loves all animals!

5. TINKERBELLE’S LGD (LITTLE GREEN DRESS)

Look. Just because Tinkerbelle has no voice of her own and desperately follows around a boy who can’t commit doesn’t mean that she’s not a strong independent fairy-woman, ok? There is something so 90′s raver meets Marilyn Monroe about Tink’s shorter-than-short green dress matched with pom poms on her shoes and, of course, lots of glitter. And good choice to keep her hair up in a messy bun; I know when I’m busy helping one of my ten-year-old friends kill a pirate the last thing I want to do is worry about my hair!

4. PRINCESS JASMINE’S RED OUTFIT.

Disney princesses don’t wear red unless they’re EVIL. So when Jasmine has to work for Jafar (I think because he wished it of the Genie? This whole thing is really weird if you stop to think about it too hard) her sky blue outfit changes into a fiery red one. SYMBOLISM!

3. PRINCESS AURORA’S DIRNDL. THAT’S RIGHT, I SAID DIRNDL.

That’s what you call those great Jessica McClintock/Stevie Nicks type dresses, the ones that have the bustier-ish tie in the front, like you’re a gypsssssss-aaaay. Aurora rocks it hard in the forest; a daring move, but it pays off. Her prince fell in love with her at first sight. Note to Kate Middleton: you do not need to wear a see-through dress, girl! That blonde hair is to die for, and she almost did! Sewing is serious business, you guys! Anyway I seriously believe you could wear this dress today and you would look completely chic at a music festival.

2. EVERYTHING MARY POPPINS WEARS.

The weird flat hat with the flowers, the duster, the bow tie, all paried with bottomless carpetbag and talking bird umbrella? The red and white Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious number with the Kentucky Derby hat? The high collared button up shirt paried with the sleek skirt while she’s singing the kids to sleep? STYLE. ICON. Mary why you so mean? MEAN ABOUT STYLE??? God she’s gorgeous. Can we all just stop right now and appreciate this film? I’m way serious, stop everything that you’re doing, even though you’re already procrastinating at work, and appreciate Mary Poppins.

1. ARIEL’S THROWN-TOGETHER FIRST HUMAN OUTFIT.

All she had was a pair of legs, a sail, and a rope and she made it work. This is as minimalist as it gets, and I swear to God, I could picture so many of my hip friends wearing this. It’s so Rick Owens. Wikipedia says, “It has a generally rugged and unattractive appearance…” and I think Wikipedia should sit down and peruse some high fashion magazines. Its flawed look is what makes it flawless. I looked at your stuff, Ariel, and it is indeed neat.

(Source: hellogiggles.com)

Then this happens

Except then 

And yeah, I know Anastasia isn’t Disney but I felt that the fact that men are babies needed to be expressed….

Ooooh I love my bed <3

So I absolutely adore hipsterdisney so I’ve compiled my favorite princesses in one place and their hipster dopplegangers :)

Along with the rest of the East Coast before MTV put out a casting call and a pint sized attention whore grabber came calling…..

Always true.

One of my favorite Disney songs :)

“But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger

 You’ll learn things ou never knew,

you never knew”

If she was a Disney princess she would be right behind Belle. But I absolutely adore this movie.

Fun fact: In seventh grade my life goal was to find Anastacia Romanov’s remains. I spent a whole summer reading every book I could get my hands on about her and the Romanov family. Then in 2008 they were discovered and my dreams were crushed. 

(Source: hellyeshipsterdisney)

Where is my Aladdin, to show me the world?

Where is my Eric, to kiss his girl?

Where is my Beast, to show me beauty lies inside,

where are these men, why do they hide? Why do I get a Jafar, who’s slimey as a snake?

Or get dissed for an Ursula, who’s ugly and fake?

Or get a know-it-all Gaston, who thinks he’s so sly?

I guess I’ll wait in my castle forever, for my fairy tale guy.

:)

Disclaimer: I did not write this. I just saw it and added the pictures for shits and giggles fun. I’m perfectly content. I don’t need a prince.